The Bubbling Bother

By Adam Becker

 

One morning Jewelock was on their way to do some scuba diving however tragedy struck, for the water’s surface was littered with fish corpses! Jewelock had to find out what was causing this and so they jumped in the water with a splash.

They found that they were surrounded by bubbles. Is this the cause? Jewelock thought, just a bunch of bubbles? What is a bunch of bubbles going to do to cau…”, but before she could finish this train of thought a bubble appeared underneath the fish and they started rising, but they could not breathe!

So this is the cause! Jewelock thought realising that the fish getting trapped in a bubble must lose their ability to breathe, and then rise to the surface dead!

I have to put a stop to this! Jewelock thought courageously, however Jewelock knew a lot about the law and that anything within 1 kilometre of the coast was the government’s property.

But then Jewelock hatched a plan: according to American law, if you spent a lot of time in a place and maybe laid some furniture down and slept there for a few nights it would be yours! So with this in mind, Jewelock went to work, signs were stabbed into the seabed with large text saying in Scalish (fish language) ‘Do Not Enter’. Mouths agape, the aqueous specimens all declared, “pop pop po pop”, which in Scalish means “Someone finally cares about us!”

In no time at all the area was secure. Now the question was how to remove the carbon dioxide. Well things that suck up CO2 already exist so I’ll try that, thought Jewelock enthusiastically.

Now they just needed the funding, so they cut holes in plastic bottles and used them as donation boxes. Immediately income started flooding in and having raised £20,000 Jewelock was ready to save the fish.

The CO2 removing machines began sucking at a moment’s notice, first less bubbles began to appear then only a few remained and they ceased to exist. The signs were then removed and the fish were saved.

One sign remained on the seabed written by Jewelock, which said:

‘Respect the earth and all who live in it, or you could be next’.


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